Gravesen's gonna eat ya...

Thomas Gravesen. THOMAS EFFING GRAVESEN. What a fantastic signing. Yes, we've lost Stillian Petrov to Martin O'Neill's big fat wallet but what an excellent replacement. Tommy G would still have been in Real Madrid's starting line-up if he hadn't tried to take Robinho's head off wih a punch in training (the little sh1t deserved it I reckon). Mr Lawlell (I can never spell his name) has certainly done the business with the transfers this summer. I salute you sir.

In other news Rangers have signed a load of auld rubbish from Austria Vienna. Aw bless.