Fight Club Part 2
According to the commentators TOTAL ELIMINATION 2004 is a knockout tournament featuring "16 of the best atheletes in MMA in the world. The production values on this thing are amazing. There has to be at least 4 million peolple at the arena (ok not really 4 million but certainly a big number like : loads). The fighters are being introduced. I'm going for Murila "Ninja" Rua as my pick. Why? Coz his nickname is ninja, duh! The introductions are going on for ages. Hurry up and kick each other in the face!!
First fight takes 4 and half minutes. Some poor japanese guy just got his face smashed in by a big american dude with a blue mohawk. While mohawk man walks around the ring victorious, about 10 people run into the ring to try and glue the japanese guy's face back together. Mohawk man goes to the next round. Wouldn't American Idol be way more watchable if the contestants had to sing AND fight their way to the through each round.
An angry sounding fat japanese man in black rimmed glasses is doing the introductions for the next fight. Not being a fluent japanese speaker I can only assume he's saying "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE". Murila "Ninja" Rua sucks. Ninjas are meant to be lightfooted and nimble lethal fighting machines. Rua did his best impression of a sack of potatoes and got seven shades of shit punched out of him by some mad russian. Thank god I'm not betting on this.
First fight takes 4 and half minutes. Some poor japanese guy just got his face smashed in by a big american dude with a blue mohawk. While mohawk man walks around the ring victorious, about 10 people run into the ring to try and glue the japanese guy's face back together. Mohawk man goes to the next round. Wouldn't American Idol be way more watchable if the contestants had to sing AND fight their way to the through each round.
An angry sounding fat japanese man in black rimmed glasses is doing the introductions for the next fight. Not being a fluent japanese speaker I can only assume he's saying "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE". Murila "Ninja" Rua sucks. Ninjas are meant to be lightfooted and nimble lethal fighting machines. Rua did his best impression of a sack of potatoes and got seven shades of shit punched out of him by some mad russian. Thank god I'm not betting on this.
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