School's Cancelled

I remember when school would get cancelled coz of the snow. Something to do with the pipes for the heating freezing. The school janitor must've been on a retainer from the heating engineers because it would happen every year without fail: Temp. drops below freezing, pipes freeze, school cancelled, Ultimate snowball death match ensues until eventually all the good snow is used up, we're throwing brown sludge at each other and then the smallest kid who always cries get's hit in the eye / face / head by a particularly stone shaped bit of snow and runs home to tell. Good times!